Jokes
 
If
 
a
butcher
wears
 
a
size
 
XL
shirt
 
 
and
 
a
size
13
shoe,
 
what
does
he
weigh?
Meat.
What
did
 
the
grape
say
when
 
he
was
pinched?
Nothing,
 
he
gave
 
a
little
wine.
I
hated
my
job
as
 
an
origami
teacher.
 
Too much
paper
work.
When
is
 
it
bad luck
 
to
meet
 
a
black cat?
When
you
are
 
a
mouse.
How
do you
make
gold
soup?
Put in
14
carrots.