Jokes
 
Why
did
 
the
cell phone
 
get
glasses?
Because
she
lost
all
her
contacts.
 
Why
did
 
the
turkey
join
 
a
band?
So
 
he
could
use
 
his
drumsticks.
 
What
is
 
a
math
teacher's
favourite
winter
sport?
Figure skating.
Where
do
roses
sleep at night?
In
their
flowerbed
What
should
you
wear
to
 
a
tea
party?
 
A
t-shirt
 
What
 
do
bunnies
like
 
to
do
at
 
the
mall?
Shop
'til
they
hop.