Kids
Jokes
 
Why
did
 
the
tomato
blush?
 
Because
 
it
saw
 
the
salad dressing!
Why
didn't
 
the
duck
pay
 
for
 
the
lip balm?
 
 
He
wanted to
put
 
it
on
 
his
bill.
What
 
do you
call
 
an
alligator
in
 
a
vest?
 
 
An
investigator!
 
What
 
do you
call
 
a
fly
without
wings?
 
 
A
walk!
 
How
 
do you
have
 
a
party
on
Mars?
 
You
planet!
 
Do you
have
holes
in
your
underwear?
 
No?
 
So
how
 
do you
put
your
legs
through?