More
Jokes
for
Valentines Day
 
Why
 
did
 
the
Valentine
 
get
arrested?
For
stealing
someone’s
heart.
 
Why
didn't
 
the
scarecrow
want to
go
 
to
 
the
Valentines Day
dance?
His
heart
wasn't
in
it.
What
 
did
 
the
male
octopus
say
 
to
 
the
female
octopus?
Can
I
hold your hand,
hand,
hand,
 
hand,
hand,
hand,
hand,
hand?
What
 
did
 
the
French
chef
give
his
wife
 
for
Valentines Day?
 
A
hug
 
and
 
a
quiche.