Jokes
 
of
 
the
Day
 
What
 
is
 
a
waiter's
favourite
sport?
Tennis,
because
they
know
how
 
to
serve.
 
How
 
do
sailors
get
their
clothes
clean?
They
throw
them
overboard
 
and
they
wash
ashore.
 
How
 
is
 
a
judge
like
 
a
teacher?
They
both
hand out
long
sentences.
Who
 
is
 
a
person
 
that
everyone
 
has to
take
his
hat
off
to?
 
A
barber.
Why
 
did
 
the
king
go to
 
the
dentist?
To
get
 
a
new
crown.