Jokes
 
What
type
 
of
lion
never
roars?
 
A
dande-lion!
 
What
runs
around
 
a
yard
without
moving?
 
A
fence!
 
When
does
Friday
come before
Thursday?
 
In
 
the
dictionary!
 
What
never
asks questions,
 
but
is
often
answered?
 
A
doorbell!
 
What's
 
a
snake's
favorite
subject?
Hiss-tory!